[White noise. Blur. Static. Something like voices. More static. Yelling, but inaudible. The screen focuses briefly, but flickers to darkness and again voices through a black screen.]

We ain't gonna make it!

We've gotta try!

[static]

--if he--[static]--dead yet, so help me--[static]--[Mandarin]--ain't gonna make it--[static]

[Screen clears. Kaylee looks ( Read more... )

 What's the best way to tell someone goodbye without sounding like 'I told you so?'

 [Static. Something banging around. More static. A voice. A very loud and lewd curse in Mandarin. Static. Static. Oh hey there, Kaylee! The screen starts to clear and an ever happy and smilie Kaylee is sitting in front of it. There's her signature string of lights in the background, her bunk and a general mess. Must be her quarters.]

Hello! Miss me ( Read more... )

[A smiling Kaylee comes into focus. She's yet again in the engine room, currently swinging back and forth in her hammock in a corner of the room. She doesn't seem to know that the camera is on while she twirls a lock of hair and sings to herself. She very happy at the moment, seeing as there are no bandages around her middle and she's back where ( Read more... )

[Accidental Video Start]

[Video starts, static and snow before clearing on it's own. The room is draped in a harsher light than the rest of what Kaylee's videos look like. There's a table -- or maybe a bed? -- in the center of the room. Someone is lying there silently, blankets at their hips, stomach showing while a bandage over it. There's clear ( Read more... )

[Video]

[The smiling woman comes through a scrambled screen. She curses in Mandarin and fiddles with something just out of frame before sitting herself in front of it. Not too long after, she's coming into focus, the picture clearing up. Behind her is a multi-colored hammock, a reeling engine and lots and lots of metal.]

Sorry 'bout the noise. The ol ( Read more... )

First everyone I put on my list gets all uppity about it.  Now when I wish to apologize for some blatant mistakes that I made with it, no-one turns up!

Asuka Soryu and Nena Trinity, I'm still waiting for you so I can start a 3-way video conversation.

And Kaylee Frye, Rinoa is very patiently waiting for you so that a 3-way audio conversation can ( Read more... )

Well, leaving my ship seems to have meant that I didn't get swept along onto that other ship everyone seems to be on; the one with all the ghosts.  A missed opportunity, to be sure, but I'm not going to let that get me down!  I must remain active in this community regardless, and I know just what I now must do!

I have the following requests to ( Read more... )

[A video opens up showing Kaylee halfway under the engine of Serenity, tinkering with stuff and humming to herself. Eventually she starts talking to the ship.]

I knew somethin' was wrong with ya, girl. Mal don't ever wanna listen when I tell him. You'll be good as new once I replace these gǔ lower gaskets and pound out that dent in your valve ( Read more... )

[Kaylee is slurring like mad.] Simon was flirtin' with some lǎn fù in Persephone. He probably don't know it but he was! I dunno why he don't realize [hic] that I'm right here waiting for him to say somethin' to me! So what else am I gonna do? I should forget 'bout him right? He ain't gonna... maybe there's someone else. I'm kinda s-stuck in my room ( Read more... )